FIVE TYPES OF NIGERIAN CONCERN

Nigeria is a peculiar country such that we don’t feel or show concern in the conventional way, this is a list pf the typical ways we do show concern:
AMEBO
Very popular yet underrated. These people can legit do some real damage in one’s life when they get concerned. The sad but true fact is that they know your problems sometimes even before you do, they also sometimes complicate it without knowing and very rarely help solve it. They usually have tiny legs that can carry them anywhere and everywhere and also come in categories; the ones who try too hard, the ones to whom gists come naturally and the Brandons who just happen to know everything about everyone. Usually amebos don’t fake concern, because come to think about it, you’re just another gist. How do you deal with them? Honestly I don’t know but remember, if you encourage them to tell you about other people, you’ll have to drop something for them to say about you, but what do I know?

MENTOS
These group seem like a tough nut to crack until you get to know them a little better just like Mentos. They seem not to care about anything and are usually the hard ones, however they give the best advice because they are honest and will rip it off like a band aid, don’t go to them if you’re not ready for the truth. They are the realest and their concern for you is real.

CHEERLEADERS
These people seem harmless but are actually dangerous like a ticking time bomb. The reason we ask for advice is because we can’t help ourselves and need an objective view but mostly because we need someone to talk to and make us feel like we’re not the only ones while feeling special at the same time. The cheerleaders will not give any advice but will support any decision you make. This is good only when you’re making the right choice which we don’t always make and that’s what makes them dangerous, because they will support even our mistakes and usually just like any other group on this list, you won’t know until you have problems and approach them, and the results will tell you which group you just approached.

FAKE CONCERN
These ones don’t care about you one bit and will be happy to be rid of you. They are usually the ones who carry your matter on their heads and eventually end up giving you a selfish advice. How do you know? Usually, the advice will seem simple, palatable and in line with your reasoning. The next thing you know, life haff spoil and the gist is everywhere while they conveniently remove themselves from your situation.

TRAFFIC WARDENS
We all know who traffic wardens are, one thing tho is that while they look and direct cars, what happens in those cars are usually none of their business and they keep it that way. In short, these group of people do not even know you have problems, they face their business and that alone so if you need them, you have to call them into your matter else, they can’t see you o.




Thank you so much for reading this update, we look forward to seeing you this Friday for the family saga. Today happens to be my parents’ wedding anniversary so gotta go.



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