Saturday, February 29, 2020

TYPES OF PEOPLE AFTER EXAMS


CONSTITUTION REVIEW COMMITTEE
These people count it on themselves to review every exam. Most times, they always over-read for every exam so it seems to go well however some times they're wrong and they only serve to sadden others. They are also the ones who'll say it’s not 38 it's 50 when you got 120.78 as your own answer.


CARDI’S
Thre’s always something to rant about, it could range from “the man slied us” to all the “even thoughs”. “Even though he said it'll come out, why did it come out like that?”


I DON’T CARE
People like me who don’t care what you have to say, I can't change it anyways, so I don’t even bother waiting after the exam. E go be ✌



VAMPIRES
To these ones, every exam is bad. It's always so bad that they prepare for carry over or extra year and if they sense any good energy they have to drain it out by whinning you or just telling you that one answer is bad so that you be as miserable as them. Joy suckers association, an international organisation with it's headquarters in Nigeria.



PAST QUESTION
No chills geng! We've literally just finished one and they're already asking for past questions for the course we haven't even started, the course is probably not even this session.


And there you have it ladies and gentlemen!!πŸ‘πŸ‘ the second update.

Love,
OMO AYAN

WHY ARE YOU SINGLE?


Hello guys and welcome to my blog, yes I said it. Sorry it’s been a while but I’m back and today I’m giving multiple updates πŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒ.


Today we are going deep on some egungun be careful vibe (if you don’t know what that is I’m sorry I cannot help you but you can leave a comment down bellooww *winks)


and before we dive in, let’s all be safe #coronavirus however let’s not panic, I love you guys!!!

Moving on, I’m sure many people are wondering the answer to the question, “why is a girl/guy like you still single?’ first and foremost, I would like to put it out there that I am currently single and available (not searching) you can thank Abimbola Craig and Abisola Aiyeola for that. So, uhm, in this single state, I feel like it’s the best time to evaluate this question for all of our sakes. Also, some people are in a relationship where they are single,


 my dear, don’t run, this is for you so grab a chair and sit.
If you already know the answer to the question, then this update might not be for you, work on that and be better for your own sake. However, if you think you know the answer hold on, let’s thrash this out first and you can decide if this update is for you.

2. The second reason you are single is because you worry too much. According to me, it is the law of life that when you chase after something, it runs, well unless it’s a dog, I mean you don’t wanna try that.


 But honestly, you worry about time you think you don’t have time, you worry about the man that is not yet present, you worry about what others will say, you worry about what you’ve said, at this point quite frankly I do believe you get the gist, you’re on and on about something. Darling, be calm.

3. You see what’s bad in it so you hurry yourself up. Being single is good and very important. If you’re in a relationship you would agree with me that sometimes you wish you were single. I get the fact that you sometimes wish for companionship but sometimes you are also being unrealistic. There are certain things that you can only do when single so if you’re the type of person who jumps from relationship to relationship then oomph, Mrs. Waka waka be careful na express you dey.



4. The fourth reason for your “singility” is that you either have an unrealistic view or an unhealthy one and these two are not mutually exclusive. I feel like this is the right time to state that if you are an introvert or say 70-90% introvert like me and you’ve heard people say “put yourself out more”(in an annoying tiny voice), I would like to state that this is not 100% foolproof. Engage in useful things right? But also note that the crowd you “put yourself out “into determines the net that catches you. Oh and while you’re at it, live within your means, that cannot be over-emphasized.

5 fifth reason is simply that you are jobless or over-working. I’m sorry if that sounds harsh but sometimes that’s why you’re single and if you don’t tackle it that will be why you might be in a bad relationship or even marriage. Get busy doing something productive oh and it doesn’t have to be getting the cure to cancer, I mean if you can do that, that’s fine but it might be something little like starting with cleaning your room, start that book, basically do something you enjoy ( that doesn’t involve killing, maiming, kidnapping people etc., you get the drift).

Oh yeah I’m sure some of y’all noticed that number one is missing, yes I know. It’s because that’s the most important, Confidence. This stems from self love and acceptance. I’m no guy but your vibe tells us if you’re confident or proud or just meek and I only find the first appealing and I think that courts for all human beings.  Love yourself. This is not to embrace bad habits but if you have any unhealthy habits don’t love it, CHASE IT OUT! But accept yourself. The day you do, you start to see yourself in a better light and you stop waiting for the next car or the next guy to ask your number because now, you’re in love with God and you. And that is why you see some people reject some “eligible guys” without batting an eyelash, it’s not playing hard to get cause ain’t nobody got time for that, it’s cause she’s genuinely uninterested because she knows her worth and knows she deserves better. At that point, no unserious person will approach you, so my dear slay on, awon eyan slayΓ³nce.
Who says there’s anything wrong with being single btw? My dear don’t kill yourself, that being said, I’m typing now with a pot of spaghetti right in front of me so take life easy, okay?
PS: I do these things too πŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆbut I’m on my journey so…

Thank you so much for reading, today is a double update btw so you might want to hang around and read the next one which I promise is not so deep.
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LOVEEEEEE,

OMO AYAN
Your one and only πŸ˜‰