Monday, December 10, 2018

BRODA TAJU AND THE SONS OF THE DEVIL

    So after his ordeal, broda Sege packed out and in his place came broda Taju who learnt nothing from his predecessor, maybe it's even the foundation of the room. Broda Taju took over the leadership of the troublemakers Inc. It's in his room you'll see sisi Caro in the morning, Sade at night, Sewa tomorrow and Made at noon, all colours, shapes and sizes graced the condition beaten mattress in his one room apartment. Recently, he's not been staying at home. Even the "kana" he plays everyday has become "wetin we gain" only on days he's around. We should have taken it as a aign, his priorities have changed.
    The other day, after about two weeks he came home with some guys in a Benz, took some things and left about five minutes after. As at this time, Iya kafaya already authored some rumours, well, I believe her, it's either one of two things: Yahoo Yahoo or armed robbery. Whatever it is, it is official that the tribal marked broda Taju is now into illegal sturvs.
      I used to think 'gbe body e' was just a song and dance move until that evening when I realised that it's also the fastest means of distancing oneself from trouble. Na so we see one Toyota Camry park for our street, some boys dey change the tyre, called mechanic or someone like that and nobody suspected anything until broda Taju came back home.
     The boys parked the Camry behind the Benz broda Taju came with. They brought different things ranging from cutlass to guns. Immediately everybody scattered and I rushed to enter Iya Risi's shop alongside seven others who closed the shop with us in it and none of us came out until everything was settled. We heard Broda Taju shouting, 'help o! They've taken everything! Who's home?' we all gathered round to hear from the horse's mouth. In short, Broda Taju was a yahoo pelzon and all the proceeds from his 'business' he invested in the new clothes and the Benz which the sons of the devil, the 'original owners' had just come to take.
    It's been three months now and Broda Taju has not hit it again, infact the new friends he made has deserted him for their protection and he is in arrears of rent. In short, it doesn't seem like Broda Taju is packing out and moving on anytime soon.





I'm so sorry for the late updates, it should get better soon sha. My sister got married and I had some other engagements. I hope you enjoyed this. I wanted to write about my encounter with the Arabian prince and the day I met Michael B. Jordan but that is till next time.
Love,
Omo Ayan