For the love of all things holy

 Here's your Sunday dose. Welcome to sabbath Sunday. Imagine, after finally agreeing to wear this cloth, I get to church only to see Iya Segun, the self empowered fashion police checking out what people are wearing and then "calling them aside for counselling ". Hmm, I tire o but let me rant in peace, I've noticed she's not the only one so I've compiled a list of 10 sets of people you'll definitely find in every church.
1. Angry birds
    These ones are just angry at everybody and everything for no reason. Blame it on the hormones, cause it's mostly women or teenagers so I'm letting them off free and quick confession: I've been part of that crew but then again, who hasn't?

2. Team Teletubbies:
 It's only fair to talk about the forever happy ones.  I mean, even with the state of the nation? They usually have an amazing colour combo that makes you wonder if they got dressed by Jimmy Neutron's stylist.  But they also have a great sense of humor you can't fault. They are joyful and always lighten up the room.

3. Team Shaku Shaku
    Awon dancer, dancing at everything including worship. Kilode? These ones can't just wait to shaku shaku.

4. Team Nigeria 
These ones came to slay. They just can't help themselves and do they really slay or what? 👌 

5. NatGeoWild
 Hmm. They'll wear heels and then be walking anyhow. Aunty shukura,  wear normal cloth mba,  o su mi o.

6. Gifty
These ones can cry for Africa. Any small song and you'll hear "oh, Lord!" And then start crying and rolling on the floor , in my own opinion they cannot go broke if they were professional mourners but then again, what do I know?

7. Ayamatanga
Awon eyan chaka Zulu. These ones legit look like witches and they will still be creepily looking at you. Even when your eyes meet, they won't look away. They are the ones that make us close our eyes and pray in church.

8. Nurse koin koin
In their minds,  they probably think they are like Kim k but they look like bob risky. Na so so heels dem dey wear. You no get slippers? !!

9. Mr secretary
Akowe agba.  Always taking notes, notes that I'm sure they'll not eventually read. Any small thing, they have brought out pen. Mtcheww. Secretary to the president on media matters.

10. Ah don care, ah don Care
These ones don't care. They can change from Suzie to Shukura Alagbo in a jiffy.  They are real and we love them.

You've enjoyed the list now and I'm sure you've noticed them too. Bhet how? Hmm how you sef take notice am? Aunty better go to church and listen to your God.  Face God and don't form hard guy. If you want to cry, do, dance nko? No wahala. Worship God in spirit and truth and stop doing ofofo. Enjoy your Sunday.💋

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OMO AYAN.