WHAT DOES YOUR BRUSHING TECHNIQUE SAY ABOUT YOU?

If you’ve ever shared accommodation with anyone, you would agree with me that we all have our ways of brushing and that it sometimes reflects our behaviour. Let’s catch some cruise👿👿


MMA FIGHTERS

CHARACTERISTICS: Funny to watch but not quite when you’re close to these kind of people. They tend to assume all poses. Sometimes you ask yourself, are they brushing or practicing for next year’s Olympics?
CHARACTER: tendency to be violent in their sleep, may also have several altercations with people, believe in brute force.

OYOWMA

DOCTOR’S NOTES: We cannot emphasise this enough, it is not by power or might, buy good brush not smoker's brush and please note that it is your mouth, please treat with care. I just don’t get it, must you brush till you bleed I mean, what’s up with that?
CHARACTERISTICS: applies force and strategy. Also, position is important to these set of people, they must stay where the sink is not chipped, may also use chewing sticks every once in a while. They may also like to stay near the mirrors and use colourful cups. Most importantly, they set up and if you don’t understand this, please imagine a makeup artiste opening up her box to start owanbe make up.
CHARACTER: may be hypocritical, tend towards believing in face lift or a sense of false cleanliness. I’m talking about the people who ‘sweep’ but keep some junk under their beds.


CCC (COOL, CALM AND COLLECTED)

SIDE NOTES: These are rare as gems, you almost never see them. They are like the Hollywood stars we see on TV. Truth be told, most Nigerians tend to add a little more effort just to be sure. Better safe than sorry.
CHARACTERISTICS: they use the recommended types of brush, change it every three months, may or may not visit the dentist but try to practice good dental care regardless, also brush the right way. They may also get sensitive about where the paste is pressed from.
CHARACTER: tends to plan ahead, may also be a perfectionist or a little rigid, may or may not be a serial killer.

SPIT GENG

I’m not sure how to introduce these people but we have to, don’t we?
CHARACTERISTICS: makes you wonder whether you brush your own teeth too. They are quite sloppy and also take their time when brushing. Also they tend to get lost in thought while performing this act.
CHARACTER: tends to fall victim to peer pressure, might also be quite slow in performing day-to-day tasks, and also tends to overlook things

ACCURATE TIME WASTERS

CHARACTERISTICS: These set of people do not actually take the time to brush but take time in doing other things. They spend this time talking to friends, playing music (they even sing along) or engaging in some form of social activity or the other.
CHARACTER: happy-go-lucky, quite hard to pin down, very social animals

DISCLAIMER: please note that this is for laughs and is not intended to be taken seriously. Thanks.


So which are you? To know this, answer these questions...
How long does it take for you to brush your teeth?
Is your brush an international brand name and how old is your brush?
Do you have a special place where you keep your toothpaste and brush?
Of the categories, which do you identify with?
Not that it matter, but do you press your paste in the middles, at the bottom or use a dispenser?

Please try to answer YES/NO as applicable.

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