FIVE TYPES OF NIGERIANS IN JANUARY

Hello people of God, it is a known fact that January i.e. the month that comes after festivities and parties which also doubles as the month of resumption comes with expenses way larger than salary and is as slow as three months. Well, here are five types of Nigerians in this month:
HAPPY GO LUCKY
They know of these facts yet spend like there’s no tomorrow.

Awon 30 billion gang.

FORBES LIST
This gang do not have the problem of bigger expenses compared to income so they keep spending and maybe even earn more, they may even throw wedding in January.

RICH DAD, POOR DAD
These ones have read every self-help, inspirational, motivational whatever book is out there and they save so much that when poverty eventually catches up with them, there’s virtually no difference. And January catches up with them by the 15th, so they’ll have no choice but to lie that that bank did nor haff network.

JOHN THE BAPTIST
These ones will always remind you to save, send BCs, pictures and they always conveniently forget to save for themselves or maybe they just like the good things of life.  Eventually, they borrow from the advised and eat lunch with their enemies.

MEH
We try to save (even though we eventually don’t), put it in our subconscious but finally know that save or no save=the same predicament so meh who cares, YOLO baby, God will provide, I cannot come and kee myself jare.

Welcome to the first list this year, I hope you enjoyed it. Also, I’m making a compilation of situations in which you don’t have to ask, ‘are we over?’
Much love,
Omo Ayan
❤

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